imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers
so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off
Client: Hi there, I just have a few technical questions.
Me: I can help you with those.
Client: Oh no, honey, don’t worry. I don’t ask women technical questions. Is there a guy around who could help me?”
Client: I’ll call back when there’s a guy around.
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omg that’s so raven
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